<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054</id><updated>2012-01-26T21:52:03.454-08:00</updated><category term='relativity'/><category term='pictures'/><category term='math jokes'/><category term='darwin'/><category term='jokes'/><category term='quantum theory'/><category term='genetics'/><category term='global warming'/><category term='Why did the chicken cross the road?'/><category term='biology'/><category term='creationist'/><category term='society'/><category term='uncertainty principle'/><category term='einstein'/><category term='physics'/><category term='geek'/><category term='Descartes jokes'/><category term='computers'/><category term='hair'/><category term='evolution'/><title type='text'>Science Jokes</title><subtitle type='html'>When was the last time you laughed? Enough of all that nerdy geeky stuff! Relax a bit and read my science jokes and humor.... let me know how hard you laugh.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>The Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-2313701647093165080</id><published>2008-09-13T14:41:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-09-13T15:11:31.347-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Descartes jokes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='society'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hair'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pictures'/><title type='text'>Hairstyle vs Contributions to Society</title><summary type='text'>Contributions to Society broken down by facial hair/hairstyle.Which one are you?Image credit : http://www.legorobotcomics.com/comics/64.jpg</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/feeds/2313701647093165080/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7599535176778254054&amp;postID=2313701647093165080&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/2313701647093165080'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/2313701647093165080'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2008/09/hairstyle-vs-contributions-to-society.html' title='Hairstyle vs Contributions to Society'/><author><name>The Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-333160379866845072</id><published>2007-12-04T09:04:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-04T09:07:00.292-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='computers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='geek'/><title type='text'>Funny Picture : Computer Geek Tattoo</title><summary type='text'>Get Free Funny Pictures at freehobo.com</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/feeds/333160379866845072/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7599535176778254054&amp;postID=333160379866845072&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/333160379866845072'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/333160379866845072'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/12/funny-picture-computer-geek-tattoo.html' title='Funny Picture : Computer Geek Tattoo'/><author><name>The Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-4338904695636498151</id><published>2007-03-31T03:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-31T03:53:40.115-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='math jokes'/><title type='text'>Describe Love</title><summary type='text'>Image taken from http://www.xkcd.com/c55.html</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/feeds/4338904695636498151/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7599535176778254054&amp;postID=4338904695636498151&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/4338904695636498151'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/4338904695636498151'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/describe-love.html' title='Describe Love'/><author><name>The Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_jKte4B_82-Y/Rg47hvw3iII/AAAAAAAAAFg/pCEweEhZMEE/s72-c/useless.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-8781864648003608436</id><published>2007-03-25T19:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-03-25T20:19:18.347-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Descartes jokes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='math jokes'/><title type='text'>Jokes about René Descartes</title><summary type='text'>I Think, Therefore I Am- René DescartesJoke #1Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar.  The bartender came over and asked if he would like another drink.  He replied, "I think not."  And he vanished.Heisenburg was also sitting at the bar.  After Descartes vanished in a puff of smoke, the bartender walked over to him and asked, "Did you see that?" To which Heisenberg replied, "I can't be certain."The </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/feeds/8781864648003608436/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7599535176778254054&amp;postID=8781864648003608436&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/8781864648003608436'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/8781864648003608436'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/jokes-about-ren-descartes.html' title='Jokes about René Descartes'/><author><name>The Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_jKte4B_82-Y/Rgcwr3FQngI/AAAAAAAAAFA/E_C-7fxpTTU/s72-c/descarte.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-7782629645854429592</id><published>2007-03-08T02:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-08T03:17:02.566-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='global warming'/><title type='text'>global warming positive proof</title><summary type='text'>The Earth is heating up! But hey, look at the bright sidestill complaining about global warming?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/feeds/7782629645854429592/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7599535176778254054&amp;postID=7782629645854429592&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/7782629645854429592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/7782629645854429592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/global-warming-positive-proof.html' title='global warming positive proof'/><author><name>The Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_jKte4B_82-Y/Re_rRl0ZBdI/AAAAAAAAADk/fTz864RVANk/s72-c/Global_warming_proof.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-8716561669308130946</id><published>2007-03-06T16:22:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-06-16T17:26:43.830-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Why did the chicken cross the road?'/><title type='text'>Science Jokes : Why did the chicken cross the road?</title><summary type='text'>Why did the chicken cross the road?Richard Feynman : It didn't cross the road to the other side. It actually came back to where it started but was momentarily moving backward in time..emit ni drawkcab gnivom yliratnemom saw tub detrats ti erehw to kcab emac yllautca tI .edis rehot eht to daor eht ssorc t'ndid tI :namnyeF drahciRTaken from  : Surely you are joking, Mr. Feynman!Nicolaus Copernicus </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/feeds/8716561669308130946/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7599535176778254054&amp;postID=8716561669308130946&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/8716561669308130946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/8716561669308130946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/science-jokes-why-did-chicken-cross.html' title='Science Jokes : Why did the chicken cross the road?'/><author><name>The Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_jKte4B_82-Y/Re3Yn57Ar3I/AAAAAAAAADU/_aFv9n0P2Pg/s72-c/whydidthechickencrosstheroad.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-2894993704043198766</id><published>2007-03-03T01:17:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-03T02:25:44.108-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='genetics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='biology'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='creationist'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evolution'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jokes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='darwin'/><title type='text'>Jokes : Darwin - Evolution - Creationist</title><summary type='text'>Below are jokes about Darwin, evolution and creationist. I collected them from many great sites on the internet, links are at the bottom of this post. Enjoy!Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.Why did the chicken cross the road?Darwin1: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.Darwin2: The fittest chickens cross the road.How do</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/feeds/2894993704043198766/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7599535176778254054&amp;postID=2894993704043198766&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/2894993704043198766'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/2894993704043198766'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/jokes-darwin-evolution-creationist.html' title='Jokes : Darwin - Evolution - Creationist'/><author><name>The Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_jKte4B_82-Y/Rek_S9FyX2I/AAAAAAAAABY/6wmu-KpDg7E/s72-c/bushorchimp.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-3705432574795875866</id><published>2007-03-02T01:03:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-02T01:55:36.245-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='uncertainty principle'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quantum theory'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='physics'/><title type='text'>Heisenberg : uncertainty principle</title><summary type='text'>Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop.The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am."You've perhaps seen or heard of old inns that have plaques on the wall of a room saying, for example: "George Washington slept here."Well, There's apparently an inn in Germany with their own plaque.It says: "Heisenberg may have slept </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/feeds/3705432574795875866/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7599535176778254054&amp;postID=3705432574795875866&amp;isPopup=true' title='17 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/3705432574795875866'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/3705432574795875866'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/heisenberg-uncertainty-principle.html' title='Heisenberg : uncertainty principle'/><author><name>The Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_jKte4B_82-Y/RefrbdFyX1I/AAAAAAAAABM/RDN2Ku3zH5c/s72-c/heisenberg.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>17</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-8215967990830821607</id><published>2007-03-01T06:27:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2007-03-01T06:38:52.341-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relativity'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jokes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='physics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='einstein'/><title type='text'>Einstein's theory of relativity</title><summary type='text'>Einstein's theory of relativity :Two hairs in my cup of coffee is too much.Two hairs on my head is too less.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/feeds/8215967990830821607/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7599535176778254054&amp;postID=8215967990830821607&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/8215967990830821607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7599535176778254054/posts/default/8215967990830821607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/einsteins-theory-of-relativity.html' title='Einstein&apos;s theory of relativity'/><author><name>The Unknown</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_jKte4B_82-Y/Rebk1yuO6dI/AAAAAAAAAAc/ncPtRExYA_Y/s72-c/hairless.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
