Heisenberg : uncertainty principle
- Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop.
The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am."
- You've perhaps seen or heard of old inns that have plaques on the wall of a room saying, for example: "George Washington slept here."
Well, There's apparently an inn in Germany with their own plaque.
It says: "Heisenberg may have slept here."

"The more precisely the POSITION is determined,
the less precisely the MOMENTUM is known"