Heisenberg : uncertainty principle
- Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop.
The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am."
- You've perhaps seen or heard of old inns that have plaques on the wall of a room saying, for example: "George Washington slept here."
Well, There's apparently an inn in Germany with their own plaque.
It says: "Heisenberg may have slept here."
Werner Karl Heisenberg was born on 5th December, 1901, at Würzburg. One of the founders of quantum mechanics, and become famous with his uncertainty principle :"The more precisely the POSITION is determined,
the less precisely the MOMENTUM is known"
17 comments:
these are not funny
These are funny you are just ignorant of meaning.
I find these rather amusing
Very funny jokes. Obviously the first commenter just doesn't get them.
Both jokes are funny but I really love the first one! I wonder how many people would get it, if I told that joke in the staffroom tomorrow....
haha. anonymous' comment was funny though
These are all-right, but you should look online for the longer lists of science jokes. Truthfully, I just commented so it would say "2 people laughing", instead of "1 people laughing". Also, disregard the Anonymous that commented on May 13, 2008. No sense of humor.
@ Anonymous - These jokes are only funny if you understand Heisenberg's uncertainty principle ;)
The more certain we are of the joke's humour, the less certaintly we can say that it is humorous.
Whatever. These are great.
that's cos you're not a physicist.
The first one is.
The comment made me laugh if thats any consolation?
Is Funny if you are new to the theory
These are hilarious! :D
yes they are, real crackers. i lolled at them
Yo Heisenberg's my boy. And I know where he be at. Just not how fast he be going. GET IT? GET IT? MUAHAHAHA.
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